The traditional second-anniversary gift is cotton, so maybe a modern interpretation would be KN95 masks?
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Let's stop stigmatizing the Jacks, Jills, and other Jays of all trades.
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Look, if you don’t want me to enjoy wicked characters, stop making them more interesting than the heroes.
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Maybe someone will stumble onto my peat-preserved body in a few thousand years.
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Anything is possible with a hex wrench and a dream.
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Let's try quantity over quality for a while.
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Is this joker grifting or doing regular capitalism? I literally cannot tell.
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I mean, the list is infinite, but here are 13 that came to mind.
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Which concept will be victorious?
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Keep the best and toss the rest, as they say.
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Maybe I take “ubiquitous capture” too far sometimes, though.
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Hope the neighbors love John Williams as much as I do, because I’m cranking it up to 11!
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