mini-post: spiraling madness versus spiral cut ham (16/52)

Which concept will be victorious?

Spiraling madness is messy and inconvenient, and spiral cut ham is also kind of messy but only inconvenient if you can’t find it or don’t like ham. Half a point awarded to spiral cut ham.

Absolutely no known Lovecraftian stories about spiral cut ham. Obvious point awarded to spiraling madness.

No one knows what causes spiraling madness and similarly, no one knows how spiral cut hams are cut that way. A tie. No points awarded.

Nobody serves spiraling madness for Easter dinner. (Well, rarely.) Point to spiral cut ham.

Spiral cut ham isn’t suitable for vegetarians and vegans, but spiraling madness has no dietary restrictions. Point awarded to spiraling madness.

Something, something, Fibonacci sequence. Um, another tie? No points awarded.

Spiraling madness: Two points.

Spiral cut ham: One and one-half points.

Spiraling madness edges out the victory.

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